Five Steps For World Domination

World domination is not an easy task, but it’s not impossible. If you are interested in conquering the world, follow this five simple steps, it is easier than you may think. When you take over the world you’ll need a catchy and remarkable name, for example: Dr. Evil (Steven Powers), or Locki (Avengers). If you have an uncommon and cool last name, like Hitler or Napoleon, you won’t need to create a cool name, because you already have one. The second step is building an army; it can be a fan base, or to create your own minions. This step is really important because, as much as independent you could be, you will always need someone manipulable and stupid enough to give their live for yours. Always remember: Use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few. It is imperative that your persona has a trademark, something that makes you stand out from the crowd, and it could be a mustache, a scar, a birth mark, your style, etc… If you still can’t think of anything singular or striking, just imagine yourself as a Halloween costume, how would you like people to remember your appearance?

     The fourth step is the most important of all: the scheme. You must ask yourself: how would you like to take over the world, and what will you do with it once is yours? The scheme, should always remind a secret. You do not want to get caught without having reached the climax of your world domination, and you do not want copycats stealing your ideas. And last but not least, the powerful and glorious secret weapon. Yes, you need one, because in case the scheme gets into jeopardy, you can always threaten to destroy the world if your enemies don’t do as you say. But let’s be honest, you just want to rule the world, not kill yourself trying. So, why don’t you better put the evil weapons aside and go for plan B: ask for those 100 billion dollars!